NEWSFLASH: 2/5/14
1) Those Chili Peppers play some mean air guitars
2) 51 Billion in Sochi currency doesn’t cover light bulbs
3) Couple find seal in backyard (the animal, not the singer)
4) Woman finds puma in breakfast nook (the animal, not the shoe)
5) Giraffe walks into a bar in Johannesburg
Create your own punchline for #5.