{"id":1121,"date":"2026-02-03T20:51:14","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T01:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/discipleshipink.com\/?p=1121"},"modified":"2026-02-04T19:36:12","modified_gmt":"2026-02-05T00:36:12","slug":"john-bill-and-the-umbrella-cleaning-pickle-effective-and-ineffective-evangelism-in-todays-culture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/darrenschalk.com\/?p=1121","title":{"rendered":"The Umbrella Pickle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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John, Bill, & The Umbrella Cleaning Pickle: Effective (and ineffective) Evangelism in Today’s Culture<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

We all have beliefs, particularly about sin. But what happens when our beliefs about sin become beliefs about people, or worse–about friends? How do we share Truth without looking like cold, uncaring people?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s be hypothetical here, shall we? Let\u2019s say I believe that cleaning an umbrella is wrong. (What, don\u2019t you ever clean your umbrella? No? YOU SICK, SICK PEOPLE!) Anyone who cleans their umbrella is, in fact, \u201csinning\u201d. So say someone, we\u2019ll call him John, jumps into \u201csin\u201d and begins cleaning his umbrella every day, even when it\u2019s not dirty. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

It soon becomes a regular act for John. In fact, at some point, it becomes a part of his routine. It becomes normative (that\u2019s a fun word\u2014kinda rolls off the tongue). The sin of umbrella cleaning is no longer just a hobby for John, but rather, it becomes a lifestyle.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Meanwhile, on Bill\u2019s side of the tracks, Bill speaks out against umbrella cleaning. Bill believes it to be wrong and sinful. Yet as Bill, along with many others, believes and proclaims this truth, the masses are slowly accepting umbrella cleaning as a normal part of life. Bill sees all of this happening, and it troubles him, but he is an outsider looking in, or an insider looking out, not sure which\u2014either way, he is disconnected from all umbrella cleaners, and from John. Bill exists within his little bubble of dirty umbrella holders. All Bill\u2019s acquaintances carry dirty umbrellas, and pride themselves in their ability to avoid cleaning said umbrellas. They are happy with their dirty umbrellas, and as long as they don\u2019t know any umbrella cleaners, railing against such sinful actions is easy for Bill and his friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, they create their billboards:<\/p>\n\n\n

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They hold up their misspelled protest signs:<\/p>\n\n\n

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And they update their Facebook statuses:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI just saw someone cleaning their umbrella in the middle of Chick-fil-a. What is this world coming to?!?!?!\u201d<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

But at some point, everything changes. Because suddenly Bill meets John the umbrella cleaner, and in fact, they become fast friends. And remember, John doesn\u2019t just clean his umbrella every now and then\u2026he cleans his umbrella ALL. THE. TIME. Umbrella cleaning is not just an act John sometimes commits; it is a LIFESTYLE for him. It\u2019s all he knows. Some of Bill’s dirty umbrella friends nearly disown Bill for befriending the umbrella cleaning John. But their friendship is real, and Bill is convinced that he needs to continue his friendship with John, despite their umbrella cleaning differences.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Now Bill suddenly realizes that when he speaks against the act of umbrella cleaning, he is actually speaking against his new-found, umbrella cleaning friend. And he is not merely asking John to change his actions, he is asking John to change his entire life. Bill\u2019s belief is no longer just against a specific action<\/em>, but rather, it is against a specific person<\/em>. Bill is in an umbrella cleaning pickle (a phrase I never dreamed I\u2019d write). How does he speak against umbrella cleaning without speaking out against his friend John? How does he talk to John about what he believes without completely tuning John out?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And THIS is the question we must begin to answer as Christians. Some are very good at proclaiming how wrong and sinful things can be. But when they proclaim their beliefs against certain actions, somewhere along the line, they are proclaiming their beliefs against PEOPLE, individuals, and yes, even friends. And the problem is not that they are seen as being against sin, the problem is that they are seen as being against PEOPLE, against “rights,” and against happiness. The dirty umbrella holders understand that this simply isn’t the case, but how do they make that clear? How can they separate actions from people? I’m not sure they can. And perhaps there’s the problem. Perhaps some are more concerned with the action<\/em> than the person<\/em>. But consider this…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What if one day you found out that your son, daughter, brother, dad, grandma, or other loved one was an umbrella cleaner? How would you approach the subject with your loved one? I\u2019d venture to guess we wouldn\u2019t address their umbrella cleaning ways through billboards, protest signs, and Facebook statuses. I have a feeling it would be done through loving conversations had in the midst of loving relationships, sitting on park benches or around dinner tables. At least, that\u2019s how it SHOULD be addressed.<\/p>\n\n\n

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So, here\u2019s my challenge: go make some new umbrella cleaning friends. Jesus was actually accused of being a drunk and a glutton. Why? Because he was found often associating with such people. When our evangelism becomes entrenched in our relationships, suddenly our lifestyle means more than our words. Jesus spoke the truth, but he also LIVED the truth. Speaking the truth is easy, but in a world that doesn\u2019t believe in Truth, it\u2019s not quite as effective as it once was. For this reason, I am convinced that today truth is best shared through the way we live as much as (or more than) what we speak, which makes us all accountable for our actions. And I don\u2019t think that\u2019s such a bad thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, go dirty your umbrella, you filthy umbrella cleaner. REPENT OF YOUR WIKED UMBRiLLA CLEENING WAYS! THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oops, that\u2019s not how it\u2019s done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do as I say, and not as I do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Happy Evangelism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And here’s to hoping this final pic in no way tempts you:<\/p>\n\n\n

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If you’re still feeling sinful, try reading this:<\/address>\n\n\n\n
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John, Bill, & The Umbrella Cleaning Pickle: Effective (and ineffective) Evangelism in Today’s Culture We all have beliefs, particularly about sin. But what happens when our beliefs about sin become beliefs about people, or worse–about friends? How do we share Truth without looking like cold, uncaring people? Let\u2019s be hypothetical here, shall we? Let\u2019s say<\/p>\n

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