{"id":251,"date":"2026-02-03T20:51:13","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T01:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/discipleshipink.com\/?p=251"},"modified":"2026-02-03T20:51:13","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T01:51:13","slug":"wheel-of-fortune-the-complete-saga-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/darrenschalk.com\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"WHEEL OF FORTUNE: THE COMPLETE SAGA, our contestant audition experience, part one"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/on-tv.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"   \" title=\"because she has requested credit OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I must tell you this photo was taken by Akicia Leper, oops, I mean Alici Akleper, no, wait, ALICIA KLEPPER. Yeah, that's it. Happy now, Alicia?\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/on-tv.jpg?w=300\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yup, that&#8217;s us!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>On February 15, 2012, my wife and I appeared on <a title=\"Wheel of Fortune (U.S. game show)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wheeloffortune.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"homepage\">Wheel of Fortune<\/a> during their valentine&#8217;s couples&#8217; week. I am writing a detailed account (in parts) for those interested (and because in the months before our show we read as many blogs as possible from former contestants). I plan on posting one new part each week for the next few weeks. Perhaps we can start a Wheel Wednesday (of course, this is Monday, so we&#8217;re already starting off poorly, let&#8217;s pretend so we can keep the catchy Wheel Wednesday phrase). HAPPY WEDNESDAY! Only two days of work left. Congratulations. Have yourself a long weekend. Oh, and keep reading&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>WHEEL OF FORTUNE: THE COMPLETE SAGA, part one<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My wife, Kristi, has always loved the television show <em>Wheel of Fortune<\/em>. We often sit on the couch together and solve puzzles. I always know I will lose when the \u201cFood and Drink\u201d category comes up. She guesses those puzzles in mere seconds. So, when the audition bus came to town, I knew where we\u2019d be that day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>AUDITIONS: Round 1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I almost didn\u2019t go. It was at a local festival that required a pricey ticket to get in. She had received a ticket from a friend so she could attend, but I had resigned (gladly) to sit on the couch and keep the kids. But, much to my chagrin, just a few minutes before she was to leave, another friend called with a ticket for me. So we rounded up a babysitter and headed off with high hopes of game show adventures.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/wheelmobile1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-255\" title=\"the boose, as they say up north\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/wheelmobile1.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"209\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It was a steamy summer day, and we had to walk forever to find the \u201cWheel Mobile\u201d (the bus that tours the country looking for contestants). Once there, we found them playing a mock game with people from the crowd who were randomly selected from a raffle bin. We filled out our card and dropped it in. I wasn\u2019t all that optimistic, and hoped it would end quickly so I could find a nearby restaurant to avoid a heat stroke. But, after a few games, suddenly, I heard my name called! All my negative thoughts immediately changed as I ran to the stage to play the mock game. Now I actually had a chance!<\/p>\n<p>They took my picture and sent me to the stage with five others. We all introduced ourselves and said a few words. It appeared to me that they were simply checking to see if we were presentable at first. The main objective was to see if we were well-spoken and whether or not we could call out letters clearly enough to be understood. Amazingly, some could not.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re in the south, and here some accents can cause letters to be misconstrued for others. I heard a few letters sound something like this: \u201cahyee.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It could have been an e, an i, or an a. That guy did not get a call back. I played the game, said a few words, accepted a t-shirt for my efforts, and was then shipped back into the crowd.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/p6120171.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"me, being awesome\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/p6120171.jpg\" width=\"610\" height=\"457\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I walked back to my wife, and hoped with everything in me her name would be called next.<\/p>\n<p>But it wasn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>Several games later, her name had still not been called. Then came the final draw of the day. This would be the last name they announced. I prayed for it to be Kristi\u2019s. They drew the name. It felt like an eternity as we waited for that name to be read\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBill Smith.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My heart sank. My wife had not been called. I couldn\u2019t bear to see the disappointment in her eyes. I hadn\u2019t cared one bit to be chosen, but with everything in me, I wanted her to be chosen. I would\u2019ve given my chance up in a heartbeat for her to have the opportunity, but I couldn\u2019t. So we both stood there, sweating out our disappointment.<\/p>\n<p>But as quickly as the disappointment had come, it left. Bill had not shown up! They would pick one more name! The suspense gripped us again.<\/p>\n<p>They reached into the bin, pulled out one last card, and read the name\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKRISTI SCHALK!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Did we hear that right? Did they really just pick you?<\/p>\n<p>She ran to the front, smiling from ear-to-ear, and played the game like a true champion, pronouncing her letters loudly and clearly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/p6120172.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Yes, he was a little too close to my wife\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/discipleshipink.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/p6120172.jpg?w=225\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We left that day not knowing what to expect next. A few weeks later we both received letters in the mail inviting us to a full audition in Chattanooga. We were beside ourselves (wait, does that phrase work in the plural?). And I know exactly what you&#8217;re wondering now: &#8220;What do you wear to a REAL Audition?&#8221; At least, that was my wife&#8217;s biggest question.<\/p>\n<p>Find out, next week&#8230; same bat time, same bat channel (ZAP, BANG, KAPOW!) on WHEEL WEDNESDAY (also known as Monday).<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"WHEEL OF FORTUNE, THE COMPLETE SAGA: our contestant audition experience, part deux\" href=\"http:\/\/darrenschalk.com\/?p=316\">READ PART TWO HERE.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On February 15, 2012, my wife and I appeared on Wheel of Fortune during their valentine&#8217;s couples&#8217; week. I am writing a detailed account (in parts) for those interested (and because in the months before our show we read as many blogs as possible from former contestants). 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