NEWSFLASH: 2-27-14

NEWSFLASH: 2-27-14

NEWSFLASHTHE MOST “INTERESTING” AND “IMPORTANT” HEADLINES OF THE DAY

1) NEW HEADSET MIGHT MAKE YOUR DOG TALK
-I think I heard one say “woof, woof”
2) MAN EATS PIZZA EVERY MEAL FOR 25 YEARS
-It does cover all 4 food groups
3) LENO JOINS ARSENIO
-Hello again, 1993. I missed you
4) PROFESSIONAL STUDY SHOWS DOGS HAVE NO SHAME
-I can think of several reasons why this is obvious, but since words paint pictures, I won’t mention them.

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