NEWSFLASH: 2-18-14

NEWSFLASH: 2/18/14

1) Krispy Kreme announces coffee flavored donuts (next week they’ll announce donut flavored coffee)
2) Ditka wants Matt Stafford to turn his hat around
3) Navy to deploy “Star Wars” laser gun
4) George Clooney is related to Abe Lincoln (half first cousin 5x removed)
5) Mark McGrath will appear in Sharknado 2 (it just gets better and better)
6) MIke Vick and Bow Wow are selling hair products

#3 and #5 are discreetly connected by this lyric: “all around the world statues crumble for me”

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