1) U.S. has a bonafide clown shortage
2) Satan cut from Jesus film (upcoming Son of God movie)
3) Bank lets you deposit cheese (they have a vault that holds 440,000 wheels of parmesan)
4) Omarosa running for LA School Board
Clowns, Satan, Omarosa, and Wheels of Cheese…I think all of these have their own phobia category. Today is a day of horror.